Why Hello There, New Website

The culmination of all the time that I've spent Jason's spent working on my website has finally come.  Throughout the past months I would often ask him how things were moving along and he would answer in fragmented statements with words like css, java, div tags; running back to his laptop in the midst of stirring pasta noodles as he thought of a line of code needing to be written. I of course understood every word he said.  Html and I are completely best friends... or at least I'm sure we were in a former life. Prior to my former life as a big fat Italian man that is.

I can't express how grateful I am for the amount of tireless hours Jason put into this site.  My head literally hurts when I think of how he wrote this entirely in Notepad.  I still don't understand how that is humanly possible.

But now everything I thought up and asked for, exists: