Jason: I was going to tell you something, but its a secret.
Me: A secret?
Jason: So anyway....
Me: Wait. Can you tell me the secret? What is it?
Jason: That would defeat the point of it being a secret. As I was saying...
Me: Is it a big secret? Or a little secret? Did you buy something? Did you plan something? Did you save something?
Jason: What do you mean did I save something?
Me: That's what I'm asking you, did you save something? As in, you found something, so you saved it. I thought that was clear.
Jason: I don't think so.
Me: You don't think so? Like, you don't think it was clear? Or you don't think you saved somethign?
Jason: Yes.
Me: You started to tell me. Then stopped. Then started again. Does that mean you really don't have a secret and you're just telling me you have a secret to screw with me? You know I don't like secrets.
(laughter)
Me: You really are doing this to screw with me.
(more laughter)
Jason: So what would you like for dinner?
Me: You changed the subject. Does that mean you really do have a secret and aren't trying to screw with me?
Jason: I just want to know what you would like for dinner.
I think he enjoys this.
